boys are crazy

(at least ours are) :)  

Here are the top ten things I never pictured myself saying as a mom (so far): 

10.  No, you can't wear the same shirt every day

9.  Don't put your foot in the toilet

8.  Don't put your foot in your mouth 

7.  No eating food while you're on the toilet

6.  Don't put your food on your feet (and vice versa)

5.  Don't try to ride babies like a horse

4.  No swords in the bed

3.  No, you can't drive yet

2.  No, you can't go poo poo outside

1.  Don't pee where you play

I just noticed most of those are about the potty... 

If anyone (of my 10 readers :) is looking for a book about raising boys, this one has been awesome. 

 

Enjoy!