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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

9.09.2012

boys are crazy

(at least ours are) :)  



Here are the top ten things I never pictured myself saying as a mom (so far): 

10.  No, you can't wear the same shirt every day
9.  Don't put your foot in the toilet
8.  Don't put your foot in your mouth 
7.  No eating food while you're on the toilet
6.  Don't put your food on your feet (and vice versa)
5.  Don't try to ride babies like a horse
4.  No swords in the bed
3.  No, you can't drive yet
2.  No, you can't go poo poo outside
1.  Don't pee where you play

I just noticed most of those are about the potty... 
If anyone (of my 10 readers :) is looking for a book about raising boys, this one has been awesome. 
Wild Things: The Art of Nurturing Boys 
Enjoy!

3.11.2011

funny boy

Our little 2 year old definitely has his moments of being challenging/throwing fits, but he's also pretty darn cute and funny.


we are still working on spoon-feeding ourselves.  yogurt is a tricky one.

1. Everything we play with has a dada and usually a mama (and sometimes a nana).  It doesn't matter if they're cars or trains or animals.

2. He likes to tell people when they're doing something wrong - including mama, dada, cars driving by, etc.  This involves an emphatic "uh-uh" and sometimes some finger shaking.

3. He's been saying a lot of "What's that momma?" and pointing at things.  Well, sometimes he says it  "oh, what's this?" which can sound a lot like "oh sh%#".  Today a lady in the store asked me "what'd he say??"  haha.  oops. not what you think.

4. He likes to say "Hi Momma" or "Hi Dada" in a bit of a southern drawl, and give you a big hug with his arms around your neck.  (His hugs used to just be him leaning his head toward you, so this is a lot better)

5. He's very sympathetic.  If I or anyone else is wearing a band-aid or has a boo boo (or sometimes even just a hole in your jeans) he makes a sad face and says "ohhh, owie" and gives you a little pat.

6. We've been attempting to work on the whole potty training idea, so I'll ask him if he needs to go poo poo or if he already went poo poo, and he ALWAYS says no.  Well, last night we took him out of the bath tub and he ran off.  Then I saw him standing in the next room looking guilty.  I said "did you pee pee?" And for the first time, he said "uh-huh".  I thought he was kidding, but he wasn't.

so far all we do is sit for a minute  :)

7. He wants to be like Dada.  If we want something to look more attractive, we just say its like Dadas.  Let's put Dada's shoes on, Dada's jacket, Dada is eating his carrots.  And all fire trucks and ambulances in the city belong to Dada. And all Christmas trees are Dada's (since he put ours up).

8. If we get in the car to go somewhere and Dada tries to listen to talk radio he says "uh-uh Dada", subtly asking to listen to Veggietales.

9. I'll catch him doing funny things like sitting in his toy basket or organizing his toys in an interesting way.

for some reason all the puzzle pieces need to be in the ladder of the truck.

10.  He LOVES going places with Dada. Anytime there is even the slightest mention of going somewhere with Dada he waves to me and says "Bye Mama" and he's out the door without another look. 

5.22.2010

dance dance dance


Our little guy decided to become a dancer yesterday. It was hilarious.

3.06.2010

reality check

So, our little man seems to be back to normal.  We have enjoyed his laughter, watched him wander around the house and play with his toys again, and gotten to unload the dishwasher while he naps.

Then, a little reality check.  Just a little reminder that kids are still a lot of work even when they are generally in a good mood.  A small challenge to make sure I don't get too spoiled.  

Today I walked into his room as he woke up from his nap to find him smiling and standing in his crib waiting for me to pick him up.  Then I looked down.  His sheet was wet.  Hmmm, that's weird.  I began to piece the clues together.  There was a diaper laying in the corner of the crib.  And then I saw the poop.  on. his. sheets.  disgusting.

Of course this all happens when B is at work.  lucky. :)  Lesson learned.  My child can now remove his own diaper.  yikes.

11.05.2009

Googly eyes

My friend Nicole and I were talking about this the other day... :)


the eyes are the windows of your face

here's one of B's favorites...


Pictures from Halloween coming soon! 

10.11.2009

just for fun

we thought these were pretty funny and wanted to share. plus I just figured out how to post a video on here. :)

this one was extra funny because we - oops - I mean I am a secret fan of So You Think You Can Dance.



and this is about what I learned in 2 years of Spanish in high school. That and how to make nachos and change a flat tire.



hope you laughed!